my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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