Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize