we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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