I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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