What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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