Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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