If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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