I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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