R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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