I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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