Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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