ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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