i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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