Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think my moral compass just broke
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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