I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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