oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We just shotgunned beers for America
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i think i just lost a toe
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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