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  • 148 44
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 24, 11 at 2:18pm
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    I jack off in the shower so often that I get a hard-on every time it rains.

  • 96 38
    Submitted by soccer360 on Oct 24, 11 at 1:50pm
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    Men masturebate in the shower and women do it in tanning beds; where was this topic in health class?

  • 80 46
    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 24, 11 at 1:58pm
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    A girls' gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

  • 67 39
    Submitted by tlovell on Oct 24, 11 at 4:29pm
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    I got a friend that works at a tanning salon and they regularly have to clean human waste out of the beds so I honestly don't think that would be the grossest thing that has happened in that bed

  • 64 38
    Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 24, 11 at 3:23pm
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    No wonder you got burnt.

  • 55 44
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 24, 11 at 4:50pm
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    Or she's just as guilty as you.

  • 47 33
    Submitted by genome254 on Oct 26, 11 at 4:03am
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    So much better at multitasking than me.

  • 44 29
    Submitted by tayacb on Oct 25, 11 at 5:42am
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    I'd like to reprimand you for using a tanning bed, but if you're going to use it anyway you may as well get off

  • 40 29
    Submitted by jexxca on Oct 25, 11 at 7:54pm
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    I sort of want to know the outcome of this tanning date...

  • 44 50
    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Oct 24, 11 at 9:54pm
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    Tanning beds are for getting off.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by sinphillysweet23 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:11pm
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    fucking sick

    • 20 15
      Submitted by Yessica on Jan 20, 12 at 10:49am
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      Don't knock it till you tried it.

  • 18 20
    Submitted by mobprincess on Jan 30, 12 at 6:45pm
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    Something I'll have to try!!!!