I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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