"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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