Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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