I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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