Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I need moral support for this bender
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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