hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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