It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Say something about gay babies.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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