Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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