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  • 145 72
    Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 8, 10 at 12:22pm
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    if his handcuffs were fuzzy... then its all about enslave and punish

  • 109 52
    Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Aug 8, 10 at 12:58pm
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    I bet your pat down was VERRYY thorough.

  • 122 88
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 8, 10 at 1:19pm
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    Rule 353: When the law is unprotected, it is the duty of a civilian to take the responsiblity upon his or herself and protect the law.

  • 96 59
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 8, 10 at 12:23pm
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    Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do?

  • 76 44
    Submitted by blaze666 on Aug 8, 10 at 5:11pm
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    Leadbelly@ what you gonna do when they come on you. Lol bad cop, good cop situation

  • 78 49
    Submitted by madking on Aug 8, 10 at 7:08pm
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    At this point he either let you off easy, or violently beat you

  • 71 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 10 at 1:30pm
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    Smooth...

  • 75 67
    Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 8, 10 at 1:14pm
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    I'd give my left big toe to see his face after this. I bet you were reaaalllly nonchalant about it, too.

  • 67 63
    Submitted by ManImBig on Aug 10, 10 at 6:59pm
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    I'm a cop... I wouldve just laughed and let them go. Also I'm trying out for Dallas swat. Wish me luck!

  • 56 45
    Submitted by jag4864 on Aug 8, 10 at 6:10pm
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    Priceless

  • 61 63
    Submitted by TheProdigy8 on Aug 8, 10 at 12:10pm
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    Haha that's some funny shit!

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Aug 9, 10 at 10:16pm
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    Now the question is...how drunk were you when you said that. An if the cop didn't arrest you or ticketed you was he willing to play??

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Santino on Aug 8, 10 at 12:47pm
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    Now that's funny

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Stealthtone on Aug 8, 10 at 2:06pm
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    Funny

  • 45 66
    Submitted by ravotti02 on Aug 13, 10 at 6:41pm
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    Lmao that's priceless

  • 48 72
    Submitted by darealist21 on Aug 8, 10 at 5:58pm
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    Wouldn't you get arrested for doing something like this?

    • 60 58
      Submitted by ohplease on Aug 9, 10 at 12:04am
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      not in madison, wisconsin....

  • 43 72
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 9, 10 at 1:29am
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    @RuLe nice one!