Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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