i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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