He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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