New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I need to stop coming to work sober
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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