You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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