Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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