party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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