After last night, I could never be a politician.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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