Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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