Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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