I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Boobs are out for the taking
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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