White coat. Heels.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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