yeah unless you like to light your cock on fire, this would be mad painful!! we used to stick this shit in other players jock straps before practice for shits and giggles, i really really doubt someone would have done this by accident then ended up liking it.....then again people like to stick thier cocks in strange strange things...
Another time I stole my little sisters stuffed carebear and cut a hole in the bottom of it. That was awesome until it started to smell and the stuffing inside got really crusty and ended up scraping pretty bad.
i just lmao at the guy sharing college stories. thank you for making my night... btw your roomate had some issues if he liked sleeping on that pillow... ew.
I've done that. It wasn't a good thing at all, it hurt. Well I really didn't do that, but I put tiger balm on my injured knee then went pee, and the hand that rubbed the knee held the wanker. It was horrible!
I masturbated with a book one time. just closed it over my dick and started stroking....Never check out a Tale of Two Cities from the public library....I won't tell you which one.
Its more fun if you are preping for some anal and slather the chicks ass and taint with icy hot, WARNING: Don't ever expect sex again after performing the COLD BURN
What's wrong with just using your hand? No need to get all fancy. That's what's cool about rubbing one out: it's just you and you. No need to impress with fancy gadgets and sensual lubricants.
1:14 I have never heard of jizz drying clear. Maybe you haven't hit puberty yet. If jizz dried clear than Monica Lewinski would never have saved that blue dress.
My roommate in college Brian Renbaum used to masterbate into his pillow. After cumming on it he would then lay his head in his partially dried seed. Everyone thought he had bad dandruff but it was really just dried flaking jizz.
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