In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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