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  • Submitted by mazerati on Aug 14, 11 at 4:05pm

    I hope your girlfriend high-fives your face.

  • Submitted by babygirl363 on Aug 14, 11 at 2:37pm

    Way to be classy, douche bag.

  • Submitted by destructo on Aug 14, 11 at 3:10pm

    Please do the world a favor amd don't EVER breed. In fact, I think you should just cut your own balls off and throw them in a bonfire.

  • Submitted by Vagenius420 on Aug 14, 11 at 4:38pm

    Be sure and high five her, she's fuckin me

  • Submitted by melissalovely on Aug 14, 11 at 3:19pm

    You're a disgusting human with no morals. I feel bad for both of those females.

  • Submitted by MsSilverScreen on Aug 14, 11 at 6:36pm

    Wow, you're so awesome for cheating on your girlfriend. Make sure all of your friends give you the fat, stupid props you deserve. Idiot. Your mother and father should be ashamed.

  • Submitted by anonymouse4 on Aug 14, 11 at 9:35pm

    I'm oh-so sure you'd feel the same way if the roles were reversed...

  • Submitted by parsons41286 on Aug 14, 11 at 5:43pm

    Promptly kill yourself, removing your genetics from the pool

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    Submitted by stephie1393 on Aug 14, 11 at 8:45pm

    I bet your girlfriends clit could please the 'fine bitch' more than your tiny dick. Asshole.

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    Submitted by Phys on Aug 14, 11 at 3:41pm

    Well then you should tell her while I'm there, I'm sure that'll end well for you

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    Submitted by Brennan856 on Aug 15, 11 at 12:09am

    Well I thought it was funny

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    Submitted by redhead1076 on Aug 17, 11 at 2:01am

    Sadly people like you are the reason that STD's are running rampant, and why girls have such low self esteems. Learn to keep it in your pants while you're still clean dude.

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    Submitted by MadF00L on Aug 15, 11 at 11:41pm

    Sadly it's easier to get pussy (especially fine pussy) when you have a gf. It's like they can smell her on you and get excited.

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    Submitted by CaptionDickHead on Aug 15, 11 at 1:53am

    is this where all the clits hangout? dam, like your all so perfect

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    Submitted by mamasugartots on Aug 14, 11 at 10:57pm

    Ooooh- sooo macho!! Guess that means the kind of woman that would actually stay longer than one night is an ugly, insecure, ho bag...

  • 55 66
    Submitted by smitttyyy on Aug 15, 11 at 11:55am

    All the women are hating

  • 50 68
    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 7:20pm

    Wow..a lot of uptight, humorless people, on an App that specifically caters to crude humor, of a 20 year old's drunken escapades last night..

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    Submitted by zombiebite on Aug 15, 11 at 10:46am

    Lol so many fat girls that dont get any commenting on this lol

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    Submitted by swallows on Aug 15, 11 at 2:28am

    Nice bro. I'm sure John Wayne Bobitt would high five ya!

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    Submitted by mzpndq on Aug 17, 11 at 12:29pm

    Don't cheat have her participate :-)

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    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 15, 11 at 12:56am

    I had something similar happen to me back in fifty-eight. I was courting this girl when I was asked to take part in a covert anti-Castro spy operation based out of Louisiana. She never knew, but totally would've slept with me had she known.

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    Submitted by KH2011 on Aug 14, 11 at 7:57pm

    Hahaha love it

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    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Aug 14, 11 at 10:00pm

    I hope you have a daughter so she can be the 1 to high five me later on cuz I fucked a bitch that was that fine!!!

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    Submitted by gotemagain on Aug 15, 11 at 11:52pm

    Haters gon hate. Who cares if this guy cheated on his gf? If YOU ain't his gf, then shut the fuck up. Why dose everybody think that they have the right to dictate morality to other people? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!

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      Submitted by tahoe619 on Aug 16, 11 at 1:05am

      damn dude, guilty conscience?

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    Submitted by strongisland on Aug 16, 11 at 12:30am

    I chuckled...

  • 33 47
    Submitted by BklynAngel2 on Sep 10, 11 at 11:02pm

    *<3*

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    Submitted by Michguy on Aug 14, 11 at 3:09pm

    At least 3some

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    Submitted by strubbbb on Aug 17, 11 at 11:02pm

    LOL at all these haters. give me a break.

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    Submitted by Namenlos on Sep 28, 13 at 10:53pm

    I bet she would give you a high five. In the face. With a chair.

  • 43 80
    Submitted by AgnoParxi on Aug 16, 11 at 5:13am

    Sheesh such hatred, not like he's married, engaged, or even serious. People are too uptight sometimes when it comes to having a bf/gf. \n\nSleep around, wear a rubber and have fun before you get married.

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    Submitted by fullcream on Aug 14, 11 at 8:23pm

    Silverscreen, shut the fuck up...hitlers parents should be ashamed boohoo the bloke is living

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    Submitted by fuckswitme on Aug 15, 11 at 12:16am

    Hahahah thats rad !! Props

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    Submitted by fivestarmovement on Aug 17, 11 at 6:30am

    ...wtf

  • Submitted by ck24 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:50pm

    either his girlfriend is that ugly or the other girl was that fine... props either way fu ck the haters

  • Submitted by wmwood2010 on Aug 14, 11 at 3:31pm

    Hell yea son rep