i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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