I'd wear matching sweaters with you
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize