Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
My penis needs a shock collar
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm sobbing to NWA
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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