good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
porn star boner night. come get it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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