PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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