Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Randomize