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  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:25pm

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  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:54pm

    This site sucks because of texts like this. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:12am

    Everybody check out 11:36, that is ALL that needs to be said about Twifans

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:10pm

    twilight = buffy the vampire slayer, with worse actors. just sayin. and i did watch it. my soul started melting.

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:01am

    hey im from 847 too. and i hate twilight. its so fuckign over-rated

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:17pm

    i thought this was supposed to be a text site from nights where you were fucked up or acting sleazy or had something hilarious happen....not a 12 year old girl raving about vampires an shit

  • 51 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:07pm

    I love this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 8:06am

    Twlight is stupid!!!!! Harry potter for life!!! :)

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:17am

    8:22, i totally knew it was 2 guys, hahaha.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:08am

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Twilight, BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fuck!

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:01am

    8:41 people who hate others for hating twilight are just plain pathetic. get over it. people hate it just like you are der deh dee!!

  • 45 41
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Aug 12, 10 at 6:59am

    HARRY POTTER KICKS TWILIGHT'S BITCH ASS!!!!!!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:54pm

    11.32, I have a friend who LOVES Pride & Prejudice and also LOVES Twilight. So... mentioning that didn't really prove anything. Not to me, at least. As an aspiring female author, it's almost painful to see the kind of hype that these poorly-written books receive. Don't worry, when I publish my first novel, it won't be the product of some weird fantasy of mine.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:43pm

    come on, 847 isnt all bad, i mean... look at the response..

  • 45 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:32pm

    Amen

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:36am

    12:28, I think they were making a point about twilight fans.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:28pm

    I sent this to my friend because last night she said if I ever speak of Twilight again she will beat me w/ a stick. she read this & goes, "that is totally us." LOL

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:05pm

    If I read one more that says they like twilight I'll fucking cunt punch them. Only girls like that shit. I'm the only one who hasn't fallen retarded

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:47pm

    1-847, the Anonymous appreciate your notion.... (AnOnYmOuS)

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:20pm

    "Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!" You're a fucking retard. You're in love with a fake character from a horrible movie. I saw him when he was filming in Vancouver, he's as ugly up close as he is on screen. You're either 500lbs or 13 years old.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:11am

    2:26 a.m: derr moment?

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:28am

    11:36- Why would you share..?

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:18pm

    Twilight was a horrible movie, the actors in it cannot act (and they are ugly), the writer of the books cannot write for shit, Edward will NEVER exist so stop pining after him because he is a figment of some hack writer's imagination, it really was a poorly written piece of junk and most importantly if you tweeny vampire wanna bes want to get laid, then get some sun, loose 50 pounds and get rid of the tragic goth crap you are so fond of!

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:52pm

    Agreed 7:59, people should watch twilight before they diss it, its awesome! And Edward is hottttt! <33 Im in love with twilight and Edward Cullen!!!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:51pm

    twilight is a spawn of satan.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by HP_Mari on Jun 29, 10 at 2:15pm

    You are insane if you love twilight. read a real book. Watch a movie where at least one character isnt a gaaay vampire

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:36pm

    Go to youtube and type in nuttymadam3575 You'll never want to speak of Twilight again.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:10am

    Stephenie Meyer or the Antichrist?

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:02am

    That is supposed to be became. How that became a bestseller I will never understand.

  • 44 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:33pm

    "THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!" June 9, 2009 8:54PM Simpsons? If so, niceeeee!

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:28pm

    God, Twilight is god AWFUL!

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:23pm

    Look at it this way. . .this is a drunk text from someone who saw Twilight and was sooo sauced that they liked it and thought it was God sent.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by pendez on May 6, 10 at 3:40am

    I'm so damn sick of all the fucking vampires and shitty movies they're in

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:26am

    hopefully this isnt about the movie because that shit sucks!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm

    Twilight!!! *fangirlish joy*

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:10am

    Please, do injure the crazy fangirl.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:22pm

    Hahha, those are actually kids from NU who are men that are actually straight. And I know one of them LMAO

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:37am

    And the great awful man in charge of commiting acts that would qualify as war crimes against cinemotagraphy said "lets make the most fucking ridiculous pece of shit you could even imagine" and thus Twilight was born.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:39am

    i'm extremely surprised that no twihards have lashed out with 'fuck you it's the best book evaaar!' i have to say that the fanbase is more rage inducing than the actual series. If my kids end up reading it in english lit, then i will sincerely hate the books. Still can't figure out why catcher in the rye is considered a classic...

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:17pm

    1-847...God is smiling at you

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:44am

    One word: Sparkles. Boo. 'Nuff said.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:45am

    reppin the 847 woo ...twilight sucks

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:12pm

    The fucker glitters in the sun..."oh god I am shimmering" leave it to a dumbass 847 to get into prepubescent literature/movie. Shows their intellect...it's okay though mommy and dad will buy you a successful life...fucking dousche bags

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:41pm

    people who hate others for liking twilight are just plain pathetic. get over it. people enjoy it just like you enjoy anything else.

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:37am

    8:54- "This site sucks because of texts like this." Then leave idiot. TFLN is not forcing you to visit their site, not only that but your bitching will not be missed, i promise.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:01pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:01pm

    you know what's the greatest drinking game? drink everytime twilight is a shitty movie

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:49pm

    Oi. Guys, it's not a big deal. Calm down. This goes for both sides of the discussion.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:54pm

    Honestly, I feel more and more ashamed of myself on a daily basis for enjoying Twilight. Not even sure why I am even admitting it at this point.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:57am

    I want to punch the newly born child of the first texter!!

  • 29 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:46pm

    "Linguo dead?" "Linguo IS dead."

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:37pm

    Exactly what 9:18 said. Twilight blows

  • 31 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:54am

    Successful troll text is successful.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:52pm

    The Twilight movie was a horrible joke, and i agree the actors were god aweful. The book on the other hand was actually worth reading, but i wouldn't go as far to say it was god worthy.

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:21pm

    I have never read the books, but I do not see what the big deal is about those people who enjoy to read them. People like different types of reading material. It amazes me about the kind of things people will find to bitch about, just for the sake of bitching.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:37pm

    9:21, agreed. 12:39, you can't figure out why catcher in the rye is a classic...? did you read it? rock on 847.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:16pm

    TFLN moderators fuck up again.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:33am

    June 9, 2009 9:02PM suggest some good books please...

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:51pm

    Eddykins is just Meyer's wetdream. The books were horribly purple prose. The movie was fucking hilarious. The moderators messed up again.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:06pm

    Who the fuck let THIS one slip through?

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:44pm

    11:36...wow I just watched and have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!

  • 34 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:40am

    i read the first book and watched the stupid fucking movie and it is all.....bull.....shit. terrible writing. terrible movie. just...TERRIBLE. that video is hilarious though, 11;36. because it pretty much explains why the rest of the world hates twilight.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:05am

    11:36,I should drag you over broken glass for sharing that.My eyes now burn and and I can never regain those 10 minutes of my life.Damn you Twilight,damn you.

  • 31 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:02pm

    I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:42pm

    If God had anything to do with Twilight he is no god of mine.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:27am

    if there's a God, he's laughing at you and your Twilight fad! and yes, i used ben folds.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:42pm

    10:33-Yes, the Simpsons, it seemed like a good response for this so called shit they post for texts these days.

  • 38 67
    Submitted by BigBoy13 on Dec 30, 10 at 1:21am

    Blade: What a real vampire looks like.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Brassmonkey12 on Jun 6, 10 at 1:05pm

    HARRY POTTER KICKS TWILIGHTS ASS IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:07pm

    11:01, that explains why i'm wasted 24/7

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:26pm

    does twilight have to ruin literally EVERYTHING? including this website?

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    Breaking Dawn proved that no matter how shitty a book is, it's a best seller if it has anything to do with Twigay.

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    to all the girls, like 8:52, who claim they're "IN LOVE WITH EDWARD": you better buy yourself a damn good vibrator, cuz edward's not real and you're never gonna get any. sorry, hun.

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:01am

    Edward is some middle age Mormon housewife's masturbatory fantasy. How that because a bestseller I will never understand. Who really lusts after a statue, or a flower?

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:54am

    GOD. i'm a twilight fan and sick of hearing about twilight and rob on this site. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE COOL CUZ YOU MENTIONED TWILIGHT. MAKE ME LAUGH OR GTFO. <3

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:49pm

    LMFAO hahaha that was great this is by far the greatest tfln nice work

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:31am

    this is what my friend and i would be like. fuck.

  • 29 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:10am

    Twilight was filmed at my skool last year I wa

  • 29 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    "I love how Twilight fans defend the books/movies with improper grammar. It just shows the level those books are written at. Pick up some *good* literature, please." way to end a sentence with a preposition... -fanofthebooksbutthemovieiscreepyandemo

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:58am

    TWILIGHT FUCKING SUCKS EDWARD IS GROSS STEPHENIE MEYER IS A NO TALENT HACK.

  • 30 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:27pm

    Twilight itself doesn't bother me, but I am so tired of seeing Twilight shit everywhere I go!

  • 22 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:44pm

    9:18 wins. Predictable romance and randomly made up BS about vampires does not a good story make. Besides, THE CHARACTERS HAVE THE SAME FREAKING 3 OR 4 EXPRESSIONS THE ENTIRE MOVIE. GAH!!!!

  • 20 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:55pm

    If God is down with Twilight, that gives me a legit reason for why I no longer go to church.

  • 25 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:46pm

    Please ban the word twilight from being used on this site. It's for creepy, obsessive little whiny 13 year-old girls with no sense of the real world and no sense of good literature.

  • 26 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:59pm

    TWILIGHT FOREVER <3 bitches

  • 19 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:51am

    I loved the book. Hated the movie.