I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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