you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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