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  • Submitted by wittykitie on Jul 3, 10 at 1:12pm

    Sleep w/her best friend.

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      Submitted by radaradarada on Jul 4, 10 at 12:36am

      been there, done that, had no effect on this bitch, she's the terminator of the chick world.

      • 13 24
        Submitted by wardamneagle on Jun 4, 12 at 9:05am

        you could have fucked her in the ass chicks seem to think it hurts for some reason

  • Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Jul 3, 10 at 1:29pm

    Getting a good job, a hotter girlfriend and traveling the world. Then coming back to your hometown to find her there, pregnant with her 5th kid, overweight, and on welfare.

  • Submitted by Jayx35mm on Jul 3, 10 at 2:07pm

    Put rogaine in her facewash

  • Submitted by _talz14 on Jul 3, 10 at 7:10pm

    Get another girl to punch her.

  • Submitted by Fucksovietrussia on Jul 3, 10 at 1:13pm

    No one gives a shit if your first.

  • Submitted by red_eyed_raven on Jul 3, 10 at 2:21pm

    Come in her eye?!?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 1:07pm

    Punching her in the face...

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      Submitted by jenmaree on Jul 4, 10 at 1:45am

      Yeah, that's not legal. Idiot.

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        Submitted by senior_awesome on Jul 4, 10 at 5:27pm

        Pretty sure that was the point. Idiot.

      • 37 53
        Submitted by Patrick on Jul 6, 10 at 3:40am

        yes, that is why it is funny, "idiot"

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 12, 12 at 3:23pm

      He said "legally".

  • Submitted by whaddupfresh on Jul 3, 10 at 1:28pm

    go down to south carolina, go to a city hall on a sunday, beat her with a stick no bigger than your thumb.\n\nhence, the rule of thumb.

    • 55 58
      Submitted by tcdunla13 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:14am

      That's only if she's his wife

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    Submitted by CommitedSavage on Jul 3, 10 at 1:33pm

    I've found that referring to her mother as "The Cunt" usually wakes her up.

  • 82 49
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 3, 10 at 4:01pm

    Cum in her hair

  • 81 55
    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 3, 10 at 2:03pm

    Shave her head and brows.

  • 70 41
    Submitted by suckme69 on Jul 3, 10 at 3:58pm

    Dirty Houdini.

  • 85 75
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:08pm

    Rumors.

  • 67 45
    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Jul 5, 10 at 3:19pm

    slip it in her ass

  • 71 56
    Submitted by dodgycabbage on Jul 3, 10 at 2:47pm

    Hats off for not punching her tho "Australia says no"

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Skellz on Jul 3, 10 at 6:02pm

    Call her a cunt, job done

  • 70 62
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 3, 10 at 9:56pm

    post her on match.com and hook her up with all the creepers you can find, or disclose her address to any male in prison, and let nature take its course...

    • 39 41
      Submitted by maggiewho on Jul 6, 10 at 5:57pm

      um thats creepy. And slightly evil.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by pbyrd on Jul 3, 10 at 4:14pm

    Give her a purple dragon.

  • 83 89
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 3, 10 at 1:43pm

    Punch her in the face with your cum

  • 64 52
    Submitted by aussie69 on Jul 3, 10 at 11:52pm

    cunt punch

  • 64 54
    Submitted by ggmate on Jul 3, 10 at 6:15pm

    Cum in her eye

  • 71 69
    Submitted by travelnman on Jul 3, 10 at 11:15pm

    Tell her she's fat...and really mean it.

  • 47 35
    Submitted by Terminal_Lance on Aug 3, 10 at 12:13am

    I agree. An unexpected money shot should do the trick. It's like slapping her with shame.

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 12:10am

    Alabama hot pocket then super glue her vag shut

  • 65 76
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 4, 10 at 12:34am

    Bite her clit when you eat her out then cock slap her

  • 74 94
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 3, 10 at 2:26pm

    Hit her with a phonebook so you don't leave any marks

  • 52 51
    Submitted by bdenn on Jul 10, 10 at 4:08am

    Replace her body wash with Icy Hot... put flour in her hair dryer... and don't forget to post naked pictures of her on-line...

  • 60 78
    Submitted by SippinSally on Jul 4, 10 at 1:38am

    Put Nair in her shampoo and conditioner. Bleach works too.

  • 69 96
    Submitted by flyincross on Jul 3, 10 at 3:02pm

    Text/email her naked pics to everyone

  • 38 35
    Submitted by famlytree on Nov 15, 10 at 8:38am

    Hit her in the tits with a phonebook...

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Saeglopur on Apr 23, 11 at 8:50am

    I love how helpful people on this site are.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by jdcarter on Jul 3, 10 at 1:30pm

    Rule of thumb lol

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 3, 10 at 1:40pm

    Fuck her sooo hard that she can't walk in the morning?!?

    • 57 46
      Submitted by MsJulesBaby on Jul 4, 10 at 2:43pm

      That truly doesn't work. I would know. >>

  • 41 57
    Submitted by kinky on Jul 6, 10 at 1:12am

    Just hit her

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 3, 10 at 3:56pm

    Share your HIV with her

  • 60 99
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 3, 10 at 2:03pm

    Wait until she's ragging and then steal all her pads and tampons. Repeat for several months in a row. Her life will SUCK.

    • 44 57
      Submitted by maggiewho on Jul 6, 10 at 5:58pm

      haha thats kind of funny

  • 24 34
    Submitted by waster on May 22, 11 at 5:55pm

    Kick her I'n her v-jay

  • 41 68
    Submitted by trav123 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:28pm

    Blue waffle

  • 53 97
    Submitted by bobgreenmusic on Jul 4, 10 at 8:42am

    Just fuck her really hard, only legal way to inflict pain

  • 28 48
    Submitted by squigs on Jul 6, 10 at 11:50am

    donkey punch! its a sexual act and if she says u attacked her bust out with the no i was just rly into the moment!!!

  • Submitted by feetspace on Jul 3, 10 at 1:28pm

    In soviet Russia punching her in the face is legal

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 2:09pm

    Get her pregnant

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 17, 11 at 4:57pm

    Jizz in her shampoo, knock her up, assfuck her best friend. Not in that order

  • Submitted by Savagejay on Jul 3, 10 at 3:56pm

    Get her pregnant

  • Submitted by Aristea on Jul 3, 10 at 1:05pm

    first?

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 3, 10 at 1:13pm

    get her pregnant and then accidentally push her down the stairs..